It's pretty bad when the US Consumer Product Safety Commission has to warn people not to put gasoline in plastic bags.
What you should do is drink gasoline. That way, you'll pee it out.
I love seeing nutritional labels on bottled water.
Fat 0%, implying there’s better water out there that isn’t so lean.
One of my favorites was when I happened to read the package of carrots about 10 years ago Contents: Carrots.