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LINK Illinois Pastor: Delaying Church Reopening Means “We’ve Been Sentenced to Death” | Terry Firma | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

I put this under the "silly, random and fun" category because the claims he makes are silly.

snytiger6 9 May 13
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Oh WELL...😂

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Level 6

Joan would disagree

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Level 9

Didn't anyone ever bother to tell this demented Numb-nuts that from the very moment you are born you ARE sentenced to Death, after all, the end result of Life is Death is it not.

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Doctor: I'm afraid Pastor that you have covid 19
Pastor: MY God, My God why hast thou forsaken me
God: I sent, you masks, a lockdown, social distancing advice and a vaccine. All to keep you safe. What the fuck else did you want from me?

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Level 8

Some faithfools might wakeup to reality, and become agnostic or atheist.

@MsKathleen Yes I do believe that. When I was a christian I read the bible cover to cover and stopped being a christian.

@MsKathleen Just because it has never happened, that doesn't mean if a miracle occurred , it couldn't happen.

@xenoview Seems to me that most of them can't concentrate on reading long enough to get past a couple of verses. What you have , by comparison, is a super-power.
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Level 9

For once, I hope a preacher is right.

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If the people stay home, they might figure out they don't need pastors. And how will he buy that Mercedes then?

@MsKathleen Hallelujah!

They could still be good little MORONS and send a Check...😂

@phoenixone1 I said "might" not "would".

Thieves can be crafty. Never underestimate anything or anybody.
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Level 8

Or sentenced to go out and make an honest living.

BD66 Level 8 May 13, 2021
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Level 9

That person is embarasement to my state.

And it takes a whole lot to embarass the state of IL!
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Level 9

That statement stands somewhere between ridiculously stupid to asshole stupid. Or, let us just call it ridiculously asshole stupid.

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But..but, he's RIGHT. Actually, every member of his church will die. I guarantee it. Meanwhile, that's a pretty good mechanism for scaring the gullible flock into donating more money.

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Level 8

Well then keep it opened, be sure to gather yourselves like sardines in a can so more of you can get infected together and drop dead. No skin will fall off my ass.

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After reading the article I am even more convinced that religion can drive people crazy.

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