I lived in Mormon fucking Utah for many years. I found the best way to get rid of those on a mission to convert me was to tell them that I have lived here for many years and no one has got me yet. I all so told them that if I was going to go nuts on religion I would join the Catholics, or Lutheran, or Baptist or the Methodists.
Gets rid of them every time.

I am technically still one since they didn't excommunicate me. Yes! A Jack Mormon!

I used to hate to admit my Mormon past, but I eventualy realized I was born into it and did nto really choose it for myself. In fact when it came tiem to choose, I chose not to be a part of it. Any shame woudl belogn to my parents because they converted, or chose it before I was born.