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Always remember what George Carlin said about those who believe in angels and I quote, "what? are you fxxckin stupid?"

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How many pins would they need to dance on ?

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Has she ever seen an angel? What do they look like and why would she have an army of 5 billion of them/

They are playing football in heaven (American football). She has been there, she knows. Do you dare doubt the propheTESS? <dramatic music>

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5 billion slackers that's all I can say. 🤬

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SWEET! Just like shooting clay pigeons.

PULL!

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Why this stupid angels didn't do anything to solve the 5 billion problems mankind had since the beginning of times?

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I'll see her 5 Billion Angels and raise the pot by 6 Billion Pink Unicorns, 8 Million Yetis, 3 Million Aussie Yowies and half a million Aussie Bunyips as well. LOL

I'd chuck in some 'Drop-Bears' but they're on Holidays in Hawaii at present just in CASE we get move Bush-fires later this year.
They've taken a LEAF from Prime Minister Scott Morrison's book btw.

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So how many pin heads does she need to transport all the angels?

Id guess just the one, hers and it is definitely empty enough.

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A faithfool believing crazy crap. I wonder what she gets high on to see god and angels?

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I'm sure there is room in the nearest mental place.

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Whack-a-doodle-doo!

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So far, it appears to be having as great a success rate as thoughts and prayers. And people STILL send her money.

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Yea ok…….so will Superman, Batman and Robin……and maybe the “Mighty Thor?”

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