Well that nearly stuffed up my Sunday lunch yesterday.
Had ordered my Sunday lunch at the Take-away joint, a Hamburger with salad and grilled onions, was sitting down and quietly waiting for it when in comes some scruffy looking Dude, a bundle of papers or pamphlets under his left arm and crucifix in his right hand.
This raving lunatic then stands in front of everyone and yells, " Who is testing God and Jesus, who amongst you has defied them and has had this evil covid vaccine, come before me, knee before me for I am sent by Jesus to touch you, heal you and expel that evil solution from your bodies, kneel now, be healed or suffer the wrath of God and Jesus."
Lucky for everyone there was a guy serving behind the counter who we all know as Grant or Pimmie, he's about 6'3" tall, plays Aussie Rules Football, a nice bloke BUT this time he wasn't going to have this kind of shit happening.
Grant merely walked out from behind the counter, up to the 'Dude,' looked him squarely in the eyes and said quietly, " I'm a son of Dis, brother to Satan, father of a thousand demons, I eat Christians so RUN now or be my lunch."
Man, did that Dude take to his heels in a hurry, nearly forgot to open the door because he was in such rush to 'escape.'