Cool

The most disgusting thing I ever heard a preacher say akin to this was back when I was a Mormon.
The Bishop was lecturing the women of the congregation on why "virginity" was important.
The "holy" man produced from his mouth a huge wadd of chewed up bubble gum, dripping with slobber and held it up for all to see.
"If you are promiscuous," he declared. "Then this is YOU, chewed up used and dripping with another mans juices. Would you expect any decent man to take this and put it in his own mouth? Let alone commit to such for life!"
Not only was the metaphor disgusting, but the message too!

SO done already. Guy's got nothing on John Waters and Divine.

LOL, ashes to ashes, dust to dust and in to SHIT a Daft Preacher his hands must thrust.
Ah weel, one turd playing with another turd, what more could one expect.

It's just utter nonsense for the unthinking masses.

A lot of the religious must have mental issues also.

Some stupidities "take the biscuit". The pastor obviously "takes the shit".

What does dog poop have to do with sin? Did he eat it?

And that is why the slope is slippery...