Not cumming for a man. Girls can fake.

While in halls (dorms) at university we once has the girl in the next room slip a not under our door telling us to keep it down because she couldn't revise. Honestly I wasn't that embarrassed but my girlfriend was a little.

I went on several dates with this guy; he really talked himself up. We went to Gatlinburg for a romantic getaway...fireplace in the room, etc. The lights go out, and TWO things happened. First, he was making noise like a girl in a porno. Literally, ‘oooh ooh, ah ah, f*ck me’...I nearly fell out of bed. Then, it was what didn’t happen: he was completely, totally, absolutely, and without a doubt floppy and flaccid as...damn. I don’t have words. Worse, he seemed NOT TO NOTICE, and was flopping away, moaning like a porno girl. From his words, he thought he was ‘splitting me in half’ with his ‘enormous’...I was thinking, wtf?!
And what should I do? Play along? Run?
I developed a stomach thing, fast, lol. It’s funny now, but he really creeped me out.

More funny that embarrassing, a Lady bite my manhood while putting a condom on with her mouth, and no it wasn't a hard bite

Don't say his name is Chris,had a troop in my squad with a similar story.Wasnt her belly button but thigh high and between,he thought he hit target.We were drinking in Scoop's (RIP) room and sharing our coming of age stories, hilarious night!And her dude creeped me out by the way,yah come to think of it wasn't really that mad.

Aren't you too young to be asking such question? Go explore, discover by yourself...... Then come back and tell us !!!!!

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