So I found out Rudy Giuliani was on cameo.com where you can pay $375.00 to have him say something, so I had questions.

1. Does he get any of the money?
   The answer is yes, yes he does. So not buying it.
2. Can you script it so he says anything you want him to say?
   The answer is no, no you can't. So not buying it.
3. Are there more interesting people you can record something for you?
   The answer is yes, yes there is.

Still I regret the missed opportunity to get Rudy to say "Trump lost the election! So I gave him felatio so he'd feel better."

That might have been worth $350.00 considering I could sell it to CNN for 2.5 million.