So back in the day as a mixologist, one of my waiters was dating the #2 guy in the archdiocese. When the Cardinal was in Rome picking the new pontif, this waiter who was 18 years old, told us the stories of debauchery at the rectory. His "boyfriend" was no boy looking to be in his late thirties. The kid was legal, I love "the gays", he tipped well. Its the hypocrisy that enrages me.

What else is new

They are only looking for another boy that they can alter.

I do not find the fact of this surprising. Celibacy is not the natural state for man, and it makes sense that straight men are not attracted to Catholic religious life.

Catholic Priest seeks Prayer Warrior for Nighttime Companionship

Me: 58 y.o. Follower of Jesus, Saved, Horny
You: 18 - 23. Hung like a horse, Baptized (negotiable)

For discreet hot, wet, gay monkey sex that is right and just in the eyes of God. Sins in the night will be forgiven in the morning.

They’re all tucked up to begin with.