Flipping heck, it sure is a bit on the windy side out there today.
Has anyone lost a pair pink silk knickers with white flowers sewn on to them, size somewhere between large and parachute, they are tangled up in one of my trees at present, you're welcome to come and retrieve them.
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Lost and Found
PINK PANTIES OF PRODIGIOUSLY PYTHONIC PARAMETERS
Ladies with an interest in a pair of silky pink knickers with white flower embroidery please ring with a view to corroborating ownership by way of evidential support.
Appointment only. No time wasters. Evenings available.
No need to worry Ladies, the knickers just landed and written on the waistband are the following, "Property of Donald J. Trump"
Oh well there ya go! Solved.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Note for Owner IF reading this message,
Please be advised that IF unclaimed in the next 7 days the WILL be subjected to Sterilisation by soaking in kerosene and then set alight."
@Triphid Sounds like a plan.
Not mine, I wear cotton.
I don't wear ANY around the house, even my 3 closest friends deserve a bit of freedom now and again, ,,,LOL.