LOL, I realise that this may well anger some members, especially those from some tiny little state called Florida and another even less significant one called Texas ( aka Texarse) but try looking at this map and ignoring the patches of colour, etc, depicting each state and just see the outline of the main landmass.
Might be my often crazy imagination BUT, I see it as being the silhouette of a slight obese male lower torso complete with a very flaccid, almost impotent penis trying to squat, have crap and Texas ( aka Texarse) being the Rectum opening as he strains....LOL
Having now read the rest of the posts, what do you do with California and Oregon?
Give me time and I'll think of something suitable for at least 50 of your States.
Hmm, now that I think about it, Alaska kind of resembles a big patch of chunder (vomit) that has been spewed up against a fence by some drunk after a long binge on the piss, the islands of Hawaii could resemble, if one looks at them, the left-overs from a case of "explosive flatulence", aka "a loaded fart" LOL.
And, come to think of it, California takes on the look of angry infected region on a arse cheek.
Your imagination is better than mine. I like hearing about the people in Florida who do dumb stuff and it gets on the news. These people are everywhere, just in Florida the news is able to hear about it. Does not say much about us as a population.
Michigan where I grew up looks like a mitten.
Kind of stretching the imagination, but funny none the less!
Hey don't go throwing your self projections on my state.
Now which state would that be? The prolapsed rectum or the brewer's droop?
@anglophone I see that
@anglophone Yep, that's one also minus the Scrotum and usual contents in a virile male....LOL
Shit, man! I can't unsee that now.
Sorry but Jeebus made me do it....LOL.