Every line of Spinal Tap. There are more truths in that movie about what happens in the music business than most people would think. Favorite line, "But ours go to eleven ".

Goodbye and thanks for all of the fish!

“Back when I was a Marxist...” Thomas Sowell in an interview with Dave Rubin. Not a movie but it cracked me up.

"Nice speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be." -- Margo Channing (Bette Davis), All About Eve, 1950

Lindbergh teaching a Preacher to land a plane: no, no you're stalling pull the nose up, or we'll crash
Preacher: I'm not worried , I got a prayer for landing, .....don't you ever pray son?
Lindbergh: I don't need to pray, I know how to land a plane

Come with me if you want to live!

If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true - Napoleon Dynamite.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Toto too? Toto too - I like this because its a question and answer with only 2 letters

'I'm going to have to science the shit out of this'

I live the song, I have confidence, from sound of music.

“I heard a story once — as a matter of fact, I’ve heard a lot of stories in my time. They began with the sound of a tinny piano playing in a parlor downstairs…”

I must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

Oh, scared huh? How long do you stay fresh in that can?

Want an icecream sandwich? They’re on whole wheat with lettuce!
From Grandma’s Boy
The lady that played on Everybody Loves Roman, Dorris, maybe?

"Ich glaube das ich ein Pussycat gesehen habe."

I've promised myself to one, but I've given myself to another.

Another favorite movie of mine: Radioland Murders

Katzenback: Now you listen to me, Junior. Don't you think that I don't know what's going on, because I do know, and now you know that I know.

Walt Whalen Junior: Listen, I don't know what you know that I know, but I do know that you don't know what you think you know.

Katzenback: Oh no?

Walt Whalen Junior: No.

From the movie:

Shaggy:
This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!

Velma:
Tied with what?

Shaggy:
Every other freaking day of my life!

This is far from my favorite movie but in the Devil Wears Prada there was a line that made me laugh because it's something my sister would say “I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

Let's see if you can guess the movie from this quote. "It's just a scratch. I've had worse."