I very much doubt Lori Alexander's ability to understand sarcasm.

I have the strangest feeling that Lori Alexander is in ALL truth the After-birth and the REAL baby went in to the bucket by mistake.

I happily volunteer to assist in digging the hole.
Oh, and to assist in filling it in WHILE she is in it and still breathing of course.

@Triphid

@KKGator Make mine a Vodka, straight, no ice, no olive and as big as you like please.

LOL, I was scanning through a Christian pamphlet that I found in my mailbox yesterday and came across these words of Christian idiocy,
" For Christ has warned that women who pleasure themselves with their hands and objects not of a man shall forever be made to walk with legs bowed outwards, shall be as barren as the sands of the deserts and be marked so with face hair of such thickness that it shall be as a beard on a man."
Now we all know what the Bearded Ladies in the Sideshow got up to as girls.....LOL.

@Triphid Yep……some idiots will just believe anything.

@CuddyCruiser Hey, I wonder what Lori Alexander is going to use for a face IF the monkey ever wants its arse back?

@Triphid Scary thought!! LOL

@CuddyCruiser What ever it may be has to better than the one she wears now.

You nailed it.

It’s also responsible for most lifestyle diseases such as Coronary Heart Disease, Colon Cancer, Prostate Cancer plus countless more.

@CuddyCruiser Absolutely. Plus, Hypertension, Diabetes, and high cholesterol.

@MsKathleen Eating more organic foods, fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds and Herbal Teas are the best way to go.

@CuddyCruiser and NOT eating processed or fast food, or drinking soft drinks whether diet or regular. If people ate the way that people ate in 1950, there would not be an obesity problem. Corporate greed is entirely to blame.

@MsKathleen Come to think of it diet soda is worse than regular soda, all diet drinks contain ASPARTAME, A highly toxic sweetener.

@CuddyCruiser yep.

That and the fact that machinery now does much of hard work.