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LINK As tornadoes tore through southern and central US, storm survivors describe the fear and horror they endured - CNN

No need to worry. The traditional "Thoughts & Prayers" will save the day

ChurchLess 7 Dec 13
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They are very scary

bobwjr Level 10 Dec 14, 2021
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Friday was an exciting night. About 4 miles from my house...

Deb57 Level 8 Dec 13, 2021

I am glad you are OK.

@dalefvictor Thank you. My son and I watched the excitement from the front door of my house (while sirens were roaring) and on the television. My cellar is a nasty enough place that we'd only go to it as a very last resort.

@Deb57 Never seen a tornado, do not want to. This means nothing as far a traveling is concerned though. There was one south of Astoria some 50 miles or so and they show up over by Vancouver, Wa. As things go I will probably see on, hope though it is just experiencing it by site and not by being involved with one.

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If the day is saved, God will be thanked.

He'll be thanked either way, because that's how superstition works.

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God is telling them he doesn't approve of their treason...

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I've sent 3 tractor trailers chock full of Thoughts and Prayers.
I addressed them to Sen.Rand Paul.

I hope you remembered to put the covers on the trailers, prayers tend not to keep well if they get rain on them, and a trailer full of rotting prayers, is just a mess to clear up. Rather than trailers full of prayers, it would be a lot better to send tools even in the post, some roundtooits are always usful in a crisis, because if you can get a roundtooit then you can generally solve anything.

@Fernapple they are in a container trailer..so no issues, though I didn't seal around the doors so some T.Ps might leak out..

If you are sending things to Rand, you should have included several buckets of fuck-it-all the concrete adhesive used to glue foundations back together and solve monetary problems.

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