I'm actually glad to know I personally offend the man. Regularly.

Cruz is such a moron. I sincerely hope he loses his Senate seat to Beto O'Rourke in November.

I am surprised trumpie has not found a position for him as he fits right in with the dumbest people he has given jobs to.

This is what turns people off to you, Ted! How dare you dictate what goes on behind closed door. Privacy is a fundamental right in the United States.

Besides, you're a fucking hypocrite:

Always wondered what his problem...it is so much clearer now.

His college roommate [huffingtonpost.com]

"But he took his ridicule of his former roomie to new levels early Tuesday morning when he invited people to imagine Cruz masturbating “four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.”"

That guy makes my skin crawl every time I see him.
His weaseliness is right on par with Paul Ryan's.

PS. I believe "weaseliness" should be a real word.

Sigh. And he represents me in the Senate. I see this had to do with dildos. So, as long as there is nothing mechanical involved, I'm in the clear?

He sure loves tities apparently....

Hasn't this dope been raptured yet? (sigh)

I ,for one, refuse to take life advice from the Zodiac killer.

He should keep his nose the hell out of my pants and everybody elses too. He's just the catholic church trying to gain total control over everyone and everything. All the catholic church wants is total world domination. Make prostitution legal (it is in the bible) and easy access to birth control and he won't he to worry about people masturbating near as much. Medically speaking masturbation is actually healthy, espically for men. For men, the more time the pipes are cleaned the healthier the prostate later in life. Which raises the next question-why don't priests have all kinds of prostate problems?

People need to start sending him dildos by the truckload.

Don't worry; he is a USA Naturalized citizen....born in Canada to an American woman who had him AFTER SHE HAD CHANGED HER NATIONALITY TO CANADIAN..........and she did so at the moment her Cuba born husband became Canadian.

IAW, Ted Cruz's mother wasn't American at the moment of his birth.

Ted Cruz can't be president.

Ted Cruz knows full well what the law is on this matter. The fact that he is pushing this shows what a dangerous theocrat he is. Period dot.

The real question isnt' whether or nto peopel have the right to masturbate, but whether or nto the goerment has the right to try to prevent it. Legal precedent states that the state (government) has to show a valid copelling State interest for wantign to limit personal freedoms. That is the law in the U.S. You would think that Ted Criz, as a lawyer would know that. That he doesnt' really makes me doubt his qualifications. I mean, I am a layman, and I know it. Granted i did take soem courses in contract law when in colege, thinking I might want to go to law school, but he supposedly finished law school, but doesn't really seem to understand the law.

Well damn, Mr.Zodiac killer. I guess just what I needed is a duller life. It's not like this is the only life I'll have or anything.

lol! Oh imagine what this protest is gonna be like! They'll be hosing off the Capitol steps for a week!

Pretty bad when you won't even touch your own dick. Why would anybody else?

If he really said this, its nonsense. its totally natural to do this, and if not would probably raise tensions mostly in males but females too. After the debates, im not sure who takes this guy seriously anyway.

Trying to start something that he can tag his own... winning that vote and getting that support. Hes a dumb ass.

This reminds of : [m.imgur.com]

Yet another reason to be agnostic/atheist.

Cloning?

Ted Cruz is an imposter! He's really Ed Grimley!