Man sends us step-by-step guide on how to crash a pastor's book burning party. How would you crash a book burning party?
Make sure all the books have been paid for, destroying stolen goods is a crime.
Buy a cheap porn magazine, cut up the pages and use them as dust jackets to wrap bibles. ( You can keep the interesting pages if you want.) Then go along and throw them on the fire. Hopefully someone will spot what is inside the jacket as they burn. And then you can throw your hands up in fake horror, and say. "Oh no my kids have been hiding bibles inside their porno mags again! "