For all you Coronavirus Conspiracy Cocksuckers! Ivermectin doesn’t prevent severe disease from Covid-19 any more effectively than a placebo. Stupid Motherfuckers! Unless you've got a parasite, don't take ivermectin. Unless you've got Lupus or Acute Rheumatoid Arthritis, don't take hydroxychloroquine. Unless you're a Republican Antivaxxer, then take both of them and die. Please.
Nicely put! But you forgot "Hurry Up and" right before "...die."