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What is the worst movie you've seen?

Mine are 50 Shades of Grey, Me before You, Twilight.

There are a lot more that I consider a waste but those are the ones at the top of my list!

GeekLeen 7 Dec 5
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Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ". (2004)

skado Level 9 Dec 5, 2017

I avoided it until years later. It was quite awful.

I totally avoided that one and intend to keep doing so, even though I love Mel Gibson.

Can’t say I love Mel, but the cellulose will crumble before I watch that movie … loved the Mad Max stuff, though ~

I never saw Passion of the Christ, but when someone said "he must be god to go through all that torture", I mentioned that the Romans tortured all their prisoners that way, and Christians should worship all of the prisoners who the Romans tortured and crucified.

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For me there's a difference between "worst movie," and movies that really just pissed me off because... a million reasons, plot holes, bad acting, bad story, or just too formula.

For instance, Gigli was one of the worst movies, but Armageddon really pissed me off. It was ridiculous, unbelievable, and just obnoxious. The first three Star Wars Movies (Episodes I II III) really pissed me off. We waited twenty years from Return of the Jedi and the most we could get for the next movie was Jar Jar Binks? The CG was so much better than the sequels, but the story wasn't even thought through.

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Hmmm that’s a good one. Twilight: breaking dawn, Cabin Fever, which I absolutely hated and The Roommate.

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Titanic with Leonardo DiCaprio ( DeCrappio) most definitely.

@Triphid Why diss DiCaprio?, I thought Titanic was an excellent movie. DiCaprio is also active in trying to help save our oceans from the mountain of waste that we dump into them everyday.

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Worst big budget, major studio release I have ever seen.... BY FAR.... is........

Battlefield Earth

@webbew1 I read the book which was pretty good (a bit verbose) and was really looking forward to the movie. It sucked beyond all reason..probably the last bad movie I have watched to the very end.

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For me, it would be difficult to lower the bar any farther than "Toys" (Robin Williams, Joan Cusack). It is a 2-hour comedy without a single funny moment. NOT. ONE. Makes "Zardoz" (Sean Connery) almost look Oscar-worthy....

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Impossible to say because I had seen movies I thought were great and 10 years later repeating them became a major disappointment. Same has to be with bad movies maybe we didn't understood them at the moment. Age and experience has a lot to do. Plenty of movies I wonder how could they sold the idea to produce the garbage and yet... here they are with major actors and everything. I reckon a bad movie I file for further review 10-20 years later to complete the task of watching them in totality. I am trying to come up with a title and drawing a blank... that is how bad it must had been that is not even on my Memory Bank.

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"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" A classic C film.

@tsjames I must admit that I couldn't make it through the entire film. I have my head down in shame. Actually, I could only endure about 15 min. I'm crawling away now.

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Definitely Caligula-walked out of theatre-gory

I'm going to regret saying this but 2 of my favorite movie anthologies are among your dislikes.

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Newer or older version? Or both?

New version.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Worst fucking movie ever created.

The show was a masterpiece. The movie is a pile of dog shit.

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Kevin Costner's "Water World". What a snooze-fest that was.

Duke Level 8 Dec 23, 2017
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I am a big Batman fan, so the movie "Batman and Robin" always ranks up there with the worst things I've ever seen.

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Gummo, Die You Zombie Bastards, and almost anything Lars Von Trier and Uwe Boll create. Gummo was a vapid attempt at an art house film, DYZB is almost self explanatory by the title quality, and though liking Lars' films is supposed to be some high watermark of film watching, I find it all to be shallow and using shock value as it's only value. Uwe Boll is just garbage at making movies lol

Lars Von Trier is definitely an acquired taste, but I certainly wouldn't mention him in the same breath as Ewe Boll. Who the hell keeps giving that useless hack money to make movies?

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After Battlefield Earth, I quit watching crap films all the way to the end. So BE qualifies, I'm sure there may be worse, but I thankfully haven't wasted much time on them.

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Nightmare man and the remake of the Dirty Dancing

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"Being Human", if, like me you thought Robin Williams never made a bad movie, this movie proves you wrong.

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Plan 9 from Outer Space was the worst movie I've seen, but the ones that you mention are also awful

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Seen lots of bad movies but only walked out in the middle of a movie at a theater once: 'Cadillac Man' with Robin Williams. And I usually really like most everything he's in.

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It's called "A Night to Dismember".

Seriously, look up the Wikipedia page on it and any scenes on Youtube. In fact, you can watch it on Youtube.

It is, BY FAR, the worst movie I had ever seen, and I kind of love it for that.

Keep in mind, I've seen Rob Zombie's 31, Dungeons and Dragons, Mortal Kombat, and half of The Spirit.

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Lately, suburbicon.

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Rubber was pretty bad. I usually like off the wall random movies like that. But I did not get that one at all!

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Anything with Steve Martin, Seth Rogan or that Ferrell guy. I love comedy but those guys are not at all funny.

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I'm going to avoid B-grade movies, sequels, children's movies, and cookie-cutter films in my answer just because that would make it too difficult to narrow down. So, from the bigger movies I've seen that are either popular or were expected to do well:

  • Anchorman (didn't laugh in the first 20 minutes, turned it off)
  • Doctor Strange (no reason to care)
  • Interstellar (stupid, contrived plot)

I wanted to like it, but I just couldn't bring myself to care about the characters, the plot, the threat… and I thought the training sequence was shoddy and didn't do enough to show us what Strange was learning or how he was progressing — and especially (spoiler alert) how he managed to master the danger of a time loop, which was supposed to be catastrophic if it happened, yet he wields time loops handily as though they're just another in his bag of tricks. I couldn't stand it. With that said, it was visually quite attractive.

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Guess that’s a perk of being alone … I don’t have to sit through them.. Eons ago I took my eventual wife to see ‘the late great planet earth.’ Attracted to post-apocalyptic stuff, it turned out to be some bible prophecy propaganda … so maybe 8 minutes into it I was at the desk asking for a refund. No go, so we left. Any more, movies consist of such predictably exaggerated characters and go-nowhere plots that I rarely last to the end.. Don’t know if it’s them, or me.

Varn Level 8 Dec 5, 2017
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