Lol, do you have a treatment for myositis?

Most people would freak out if a court jester doctor told them their treatment for their illness through a joke. For me, it would go down smooth. . Humor is the best medicine.

@FrayedBear Which breed o f this particular nasty do you have?
ploymyosstis
inclusion
or dermato?

The problem with our society today is that we have waged a hygiene war on the procaryotes, bacteria and viruses.
Our bodies are over one trillion bacteria. Viruses are essential for our evolution and adaptability and the other procaryotes that live in, and upon, our bodies in a homeostatic symbiotic relationship.
Excessive use of chemical hygiene products is upsetting the balance so that some species can become dominate and cause illness.
Eg E coli is essential in the gut, but allowed to dominate to and move to other areas , you can have meningitis, urinary tract infections, diarrhoea as well as some other unpleasant nasties.
Sorry my herbalist past breaks out every now and then and asserts itself.. grrr

@Kurtn most likely inclusion.

@FrayedBear I can recommend some doctors, their medical advice is crap, and totally unbelievable, but their medicine is good and best of all they are everywhere.. They have never cured anything and caused other conditions at times,but their medicine gives comfort and goes down really well.
These doctors are Dr Jim Beam, Dr johnny Walker et all.
Being a certified teetotaller, I refer these doctors to you on hearsay

@Kurtn my adopted brother died nearly 25 years ago. He would have loved the coroners certificate. It said thas "this man was severely intoxicated when he died but it was not his cause of death which was a heart infarction." Peter would have loved that. In his heyday he was a 2 bottle of Johnny Walker per day man. He was intoxicated, just how one can be severely intoxicated I don't know, in order to kill the pain literal & metaphorical in his heart.
We shared some interesting times including witnessing the Double Bay, Sydney yellow Rolls Royce shooting aftermath. The victim having been shot in the chest staggered into the restaurant bar that we were propped up at & collapsed on the floor six feet from us. When asked by the police if he had seen anything Peter's reply was the question "no, what happened?"

@Kurtn Apart from rum or brandy in my white sauce with the xmas pud I don't drink liquor and currently my favourite beer is the Cooper's Ultra light bought at Woollies for $7 \ six pack.

@Kurtn
They have been known to cure depression in the short term. They have also been proven to help very unattractive people have consensual sex.

@CourtJester that is no comfort to a teetotaller. but spectacularly true all the same.