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US Now Officially Has a Space Force and a Space Command

While no one seems quite certain as to exactly what they will actually be doing, President Trump has signed into law America’s newest branch of the military - Space Force, by declaring there’s "going to be a lot of things happening in space, because space is the world's newest war fighting domain.”

When asked about their new assignments, commanders say they’re really, really excited, but did have to admit that for the foreseeable future, the only space they’ll be occupying will be rather expensive “office space” in Washington DC.

Hell, I can think of a job they can tackle right away. Why not start by exploring some of that unchartered “space” that exists between Trump's ears? Why, you could even describe the mission as “boldly going, where no other racists have gone before!”

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Dec 27
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This is yet another thing that has existed for a long time which Trump tries to take credit for. The US Air Force Space Command has been in existence since 1982. Trump just renamed it.

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Don't forget, the democrats in the House gave Trump his space force along with a military budget increased by billions. They claim to be resisting him and turn around and give him massive amounts of money to squander.

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We're gonna piss off some aliens and this will tie in to space economics and colonization, no doubt.

Personally, I blame the makers of Civilization: Beyond Earth for this shit. Like just why? I live in a country where there are more guns than people. Every political faction is in civil war, and the police are afraid to approach some criminal organizations because they're so heavily armed. But now I have to worry if aliens are going to put things in my anus while I am sleeping (not worried about being awake, here. I have a replica lightsaber and AR-15 with a tac-sack for that).

DZhukovin Level 7 Dec 30, 2019

So the abundance of guns bothers you but you have an AR yourself?

@RoboGraham I thnk you missed the humor here

@DZhukovin It happens

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