I saw this question on FB. I couldn't resist - had to reply...
"Do Aliens live here on our Planet"?
With tongue firmly in cheek, I replied;
Yes! We confess! We sent a spokesperson to let you know that we, the Cetaceans of the world are a far advanced species;
But we’re advanced because we skipped technology. We evolved right here on earth; we just had a 50-60 million year head start.
We realized as soon as you discovered boats that you would want to kill and eat us...so we decided to not get in touch with you.
Now we have no schools, no hospitals, no farms, no money and no clothes. All we do is eat and play all day. The adults make love most of their adult life. We only die when humans inflict toxins and/or fast boats on us.
Human ignorance - and their wasteful, toxic ways, are the only thing that stops us from dominating the planet.
But frankly - we don’t care. We send a few volunteers to do tricks at sea world to keep you entertained so you think that you shouldn't harvest and eat us.
But do go ahead and attempt to contact aliens that live at distances that are unreachable. You humans have a habit of trying to do that.
Oh...and could you switch to solar, wind, and current energy, please? That fossil fuel habit is a dead-end addiction - and frankly - it’s making us sick.
Just a hint from a far-advanced, alien civilization that’s living right here, on earth.
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