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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
2 days ago2d

Posted by Zealandia
Apparently you can't use “beef stew” as a password. It's not stroganoff.
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Cheesy Jokes
3 days ago3d

Posted by Zealandia
Our neighbour when I was growing up was in the Mafia, but he was a nice guy. He would regularly give me five bucks just to start his car.
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Cheesy Jokes
3 days ago3d

Posted by Zealandia
A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway earlier today. Amazingly, there has been no congestion for 8 hours.
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Zealandia
I have bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Zealandia
A telemarketer called & asked to speak to whoever runs the household. So I passed the phone to my cat.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
The answer was flagged….
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Cheesy Jokes
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!” Son: “Go on, then.” Dad growls: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” Son: “Dad, that’s Superman!” Dad: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
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Cheesy Jokes
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
Imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so ...
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Cheesy Jokes
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail... But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did a little mechanical work today... I put a rear end in a recliner.
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Cheesy Jokes
1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
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Cheesy Jokes
1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My son will need to be arrested for sending me this one.... Who can drink 2 gallons of gas? Jerry can
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Cheesy Jokes
1 month ago1m

Posted by Zealandia
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus. So I could slap eight people at once.
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Cheesy Jokes
1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.” Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”
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Oct 6Oct 6

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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Oct 5Oct 5

Posted by anglophone
Q: What do you get if you drop a grand piano on a child? A: A flat minor.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3Oct 3

Posted by Zealandia
Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife & she told me I was right. "What do I do next?"
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Oct 1Oct 1

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend. She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”
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Sep 30Sep 30

Posted by Zealandia
The coffee shop had a sign that said "No WiFi, pretend it's 1973!" So, I paid 10¢ for my coffee and lit a cigarette.
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Sep 27Sep 27

Posted by 273kelvin
"Hey boss, what should I do with this big roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the storeroom" I was there all day
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Sep 27Sep 27

Posted by Zealandia
Started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man we're out, please hide in garage." That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20Sep 20

Posted by Zealandia
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No... She responded: "How about now?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16Sep 16

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that’s his pen name.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

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