Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:
The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh
To say nothing of:
That fabulous couple of Goghs, the exotic and erotic cum ecdysiast dancers Fandan Gogh and Tan Gogh.
The psychIatrist E Gogh
The philosopher, humanist and militant atheist Er Gogh
The golfer famous for always missing out Fore Gogh
The colourful character fond of the hot pink Flamin Gogh
There's family living in the Netherland Antilles chain of islands that has an ear for music which they sing without instrumental accompaniment:
The Archipela Goghs
But they are snooty, know their puddings, and will tell you that's not the way to say Gogh.