I grilled a chicken for 2 hours...
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
When you've eaten it give the bones to the FBI they'll extract a confession out of them even if it is bs.
I wonder how you waterboard a chicken?
@Zealandia Chicken soup?
@phxbillcee Guantanamo style?
@Zealandia, @phxbillcee I thought the FBI learnt from the KGB & just use thumb screws & branding irons. Waterboarding doesn't work without lungs.
Nice try.