Wayne was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Queensland when he saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road, so gave him a lift. The old man sat silently until he noticed a brown bag on the seat.
'What's in the bag?' asked the old man. Wayne said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.'
The Aboriginal man was silent for a moment or two, then remarked: 'Good trade...'