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I remember at school learning about pavlov, and I thought about how stupid his dog was. Then the bell went and we all had our lunch

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Answer 1

I went & checked your profile, & I was right...knew it was UK by the wording of your jokes!

Answer 2

I accidentally filled the escort with diesel. Sadly she died

Answer 3

I bought an advent calendar for jehovahs witnesses. Behind every door someone tells you fuck off

Answer 4

A friend of mine said that there is someone out there for everyone. I thought wow. She must be a right slag

Answer 5

A husband constantly disapoints his wife with premature ejaculation. His wife decides to try and solve this problem, and buys her husband a cream that makes him less sensitive. The cream works perfectly, now he doesn't give a shit how disapointed she is

Answer 6

A christian friend of mine said that sex bewtween 2 men was wrong in their eyes. I said you are quite right madam, It should be up the bum

Answer 7

A friend of mine just had a penis extension. Now his house looks really stupid

Answer 8

When I was younger I lost my thesaurus. I couldn't find the words to tell you how disapointed I was


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