President's Day
I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said, "It's President's Day!"
I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House. If he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
I had seen this one but it was one more year of something else, thing is I can't remember what so it is basically a new joke to me. Never was good at remembering jokes.
@silverotter11 take your choice from - graft, corruption, deceipt, war, lies, budget deficit, increased military appropriation ....