Just been reminded of this, it's not cheesy just raining cesspit potency:
I actually can't understand every other word. lol
If your traveling, in the north country far.
Interesting accent. A lancashire man goes into a jewlers and says. " Me dogs just died. Can thee make us a gold statue ofs it?
" You want it eighteen carrot?"
"Noo! I wants it eatin a bone"