Man's walking on the beach and finds a brass lamp. He gives it a few rubs to polish it up and out pops a genie and grants him one wish. Guys on the beach lookin' west and says I'd like a road that goes to Hawaii. Genie looks at him and starts on about how hard that is to do and could he please make another wish. Guy says, okay, I understand, how about you make me able to completely understand women, their every desire and how to make them truly happy. Genie looks at the guy and says, 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge?
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Plot twist: the beach is in France
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