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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "Police" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8Oct 8

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.” Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”
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Jul 28Jul 28

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
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Jun 2Jun 2

Posted by Zealandia
An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest's breath. "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest says: "Good...
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Jan 6Jan 6

Posted by Zealandia
I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.'
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Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when a police officer gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.
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Apr 17, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning... I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.
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Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it. Now I have a Bit-coin.
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Nov 17, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Do the Dukes of Hazzard ever stop for the police? Not General Lee.
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May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...
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Mar 28, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang that systematically steals shirts according to size. They are currently at large.
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Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
A truck carrying a load of toupees crashed on the highway. Police are combing the area.
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Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.
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Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. But he hesitated.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Petter
Tequila is not just a drink. It's a way to summon the police without a phone.
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Jun 27, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Moravian
There was a break in at a pharmacy in town yesterday and a large amount of viagra was stolen. Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why do Police Officers always travel in pairs? A. One knows how to read a map and the other knows how to unfold the map.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. "May I see your driver's license?" he said. She looked at him with disgust. "What's the matter with you guys? I wish you'd make up your minds. You took my license from me ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Way, way back in the old days when the Police rode about the Outback towns on horse back, the local drunk was sitting by the road-side as the much detested Police Sergeant was riding by. The drunk yells out to the Sergeant, " Hey, your horse is Mare,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Retiring Wisconsin Teacher Admits Defecating in Park for 2 Years Retiring Wisconsin English teacher Jeffrey S. Churchwell, has been arrested local authorities on charges of defecating twice a day in a local public park for over...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway... Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
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Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man was attacked by a coffee cup. He called the police to tell them he'd been mugged.
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Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!
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