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Mar 19Mar 19

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Didjuh know...... Bob Cat, is just short for Robert Feline?

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Mar 4Mar 4

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. 😅🤣

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Oct 13, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I grilled a chicken for two hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

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Sep 21, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I took my cat’s meds by accident... Don’t ask meow.

This is for Lilac-JadeCanada… Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.

I swallowed the cat's medication. Don't ask meow.

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Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by anglophone

Should quantum computers be known as Schrödinger's cat computers?

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Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat? Chicago.

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Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won? “One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.

One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...

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Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...

Did you hear about the dyslexic and atheist cat. He d id ndot believe in the dog.

I was reminded today of a poem by the wonderfully awful victorian Scottish poet William McGonagall. "The chicken is a noble beast, the cow is much forlorner It stands alone upon a field, with a leg at every corner"

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Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Something my cat would do...

A woman goes to a farmers market and asks for broccoli. The clerk is a little busy, but says, "We're out!" She waits until it calms a bit and asks, "C'mon, it's Broccoli! You have to have a little, right?" The clerk looks a little agitated, but ...

The temp had dropped, and a little bird in the grass was freezing. along came a cow and shit on him! the shit was warm, thawed him out and he started chirping. a cat heard him, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story Those who shit on you are ...

What astronomers have been hiding from us all along!

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Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

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Posted by HardBlues69

I was such an ugly kid when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up!

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Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are. The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day." The second mouse says "oh ...

Then there was the veteranarian who did some time for sewing the tail back onto a cat who'd been in an accident. The charge: retailing pussy, of course!

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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Remember dogs cannot operate an MRI machine. But cats can.

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May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Meow but if you get this one. A cat walks into a bar. And he doesn't.

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May 28, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.

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