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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "cats" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Posted by Zealandia
A telemarketer called & asked to speak to whoever runs the household. So I passed the phone to my cat.
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Mar 19Mar 19

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Didjuh know...... Bob Cat, is just short for Robert Feline?
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Mar 4Mar 4

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. 😅🤣
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Oct 13, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I grilled a chicken for two hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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Sep 21, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I took my cat’s meds by accident... Don’t ask meow.
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Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
This is for Lilac-JadeCanada… Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
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Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Severnman
I swallowed the cat's medication. Don't ask meow.
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Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by anglophone
Should quantum computers be known as Schrödinger's cat computers?
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Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat? Chicago.
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Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won? “One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
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Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...
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Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...
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Jan 1, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by SeanMoore
Did you hear about the dyslexic and atheist cat. He d id ndot believe in the dog.
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Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I was reminded today of a poem by the wonderfully awful victorian Scottish poet William McGonagall. "The chicken is a noble beast, the cow is much forlorner It stands alone upon a field, with a leg at every corner"
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Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Something my cat would do...
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Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by DHellstorm
A woman goes to a farmers market and asks for broccoli. The clerk is a little busy, but says, "We're out!" She waits until it calms a bit and asks, "C'mon, it's Broccoli! You have to have a little, right?" The clerk looks a little agitated, but ...
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Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by mzee
The temp had dropped, and a little bird in the grass was freezing. along came a cow and shit on him! the shit was warm, thawed him out and he started chirping. a cat heard him, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story Those who shit on you are ...
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Nov 2, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Pete01938
What astronomers have been hiding from us all along!
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Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Truly scary
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Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
I was such an ugly kid when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up!
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Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
Condom-popup blocker.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are. The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day." The second mouse says "oh ...
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Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Leafhead
Then there was the veteranarian who did some time for sewing the tail back onto a cat who'd been in an accident. The charge: retailing pussy, of course!
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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Remember dogs cannot operate an MRI machine. But cats can.
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May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Meow but if you get this one. A cat walks into a bar. And he doesn't.
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