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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail... But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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May 31, 2023May 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R' in it. I said, "No way!"

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Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Little Johnny: My Dad’s name is Chuckling and my Mum’s name is Laughing. Teacher: You’re kidding. Little Johnny: No that's my brother, I'm Joking.

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Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Well, because class started before I got here.

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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia

My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm.

I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.

My Maths teacher called me average. How mean.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out forest fires of course. Why do elephants have such large, flat feet? To put out burning ducks of course. Why do Rhinos have such large horns? To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.

It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...

Teacher; "Can anyone name the 3 kings that brought happiness and joy to the world?" Little Johnny - "Smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king"

Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!

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Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...

Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to construct a sentence with the word "contagious" in it. "The president should have acted early to this virus but it took the contagious"

Little Johnny is sitting in class one morning when the Teacher asks who can say the alphabet. Johnny raise his hand quite hurriedly and the Teacher says, " Right Johnny, say your alphabet." Johnny yells, "But Miss,." The Teacher says, " No buts about...

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Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

Retiring Wisconsin Teacher Admits Defecating in Park for 2 Years Retiring Wisconsin English teacher Jeffrey S. Churchwell, has been arrested local authorities on charges of defecating twice a day in a local public park for over...

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Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day. His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?" Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

End of school year ... grade school chant "School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkeys out, one went east and one went west and one went up the teacher's dress !!"

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Apr 9, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year? Little Johnny: Twelve. Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure? Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2....

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Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The student thought about it for a minute then replied: ...

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Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?" Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."

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Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.

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Nov 9, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher. "I don’t want to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble."

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Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left? Me: ...

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Oct 19, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?" David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad." Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?" David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."

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