I am averse to bragging but also very honest so I will describe myself as best I can with no false modesty, nor exaggeration. I am relatively fit, about 5' 10" and 165 and run 25 minutes three times a week. I am not great looking but not really bad either. I am fiercely loyal, honest, generous, clever, funny, and pretty intelligent, but not a genius. I have three retirement incomes, all small but together more than enough to support myself. I own my home but it is pretty basic and probably not worth more than $44k currently. My negative qualities include being a little messy (clutter, not dirty) but to mitigate I am easily trained. I lived with a meticulous type and was able to be meticulous because I am very cooperative. I am very persuasive. I love being by myself and I love being with anyone I love. If you want to verify any of that you can contact me. I will now give a basic history of my life:
Massachusetts, 1950, I know nothing. I hang around for five years and walk around doing nothing. Minnesota, 1955, just passing through. Still don't know much. Alaska, 1956, I start school, I know how to read the word "look." I'm very proud of myself, and sure I've impressed all of the other first-graders and the teacher. Alaska, 1968, I still know nothing so I get arrested and given a choice of jail or the military. I join the Navy and end up in a submarine. Alaska, 1974, I get married and father a child (not in that order). Alaska, 1975, I start to realize I know nothing, admit as much in a job interview and get hired because of that. Alaska 1976, I father another child and get divorced (in that order) and retain custody of my kids, ages 6 months and 2 years (at the time of course). Alaska, 1989, started college. Alaska 1991, finished college, started working as a paralegal. Alaska 1994, started working for the DA's office in Kenai. Alaska 2000 something, remarried (same woman) and divorced again. Minnesota 2005, retired and began taking care of my dad; two wonderful years and then he died. Minnesota, 2008, remarried (same woman) moved to Oregon, divorced again, back to Minnesota. Minnesota, present, here I am, planning to move to Washington State, probably sometime this summer. Maybe I will see you there.