Once upon this time there lives a passionate, sensitive, witty, humorous and sarcastically fun, eclectic (oh why not say it) artistic genius Looks great at 50, loaded with extras! Seeking attractive female buyer, who knows an exceptional deal. Lease/Purchase options available such as creating art, eclectic music (this list would take forever, see below, but everything from Abba to Zappa) Let's see what else. I excel at witty humor, silly sarcasm, working out (biking, Thai Chi, b'ball, etc
, being in nature (yet I don't do it enough), going to museums, galleries, concerts, exploring architecture, loving animals (especially dogs, ok cats too), books, craziness, surprises, going out, staying in, thrift store shopping, deep conversations about nothing, light conversations about everything, sharing fluids, altered states of consciousness, dancing like no one is watching, sports (UFC, B'ball, football, etc.), and more! If that isn't enough, I do look like my photos (hey, we all can't be Denzel!), and I love discussing complex social phenomena based on the works of Dr. Seuss. What? You want more? Whew, ok. I'm a Jeopardy couch champion, I brake for Unicorns, I'm a master at The Republican Games (capturing and re-educating those cretins into caring, thinking people), my book is open, I can not look at my phone for hours at a time, I love walking around L.A., I drive like Mr. Toad, and I used to be able to leap tall bldgs in single bound now it takes ten.