Dating Part II: The Return! This highly anticipated (debatable) sequel features my triumphant re-entry into the race for mutually satisfying human relationships! I’ve rocketed out of a chrysalis of personal development like a cartoon banana out of its peel. Introspection doesn’t make for awesome selfies, so please pardon the poor photos (never fear—the second one features not my own apparent Terminator-era hair but a $10 Halloween store gigolo wig). Pics are recent, though. I’m a writer by day and night; I work at the CDC in communications and also write books and stuff. A definite introvert, I do cherish my space and alone time, but I can absolutely rock a social situation. I’m a Nexus-9 or whatever the generation is where the replicants stop giving a fuck
I’m interested in friends of all stripes but, alas and alack, not interested in a romantic relationship with the politically conservative or people with children or who want children. I will love the shit out of your pet...even if it’s a tarantula.