Missing Car Crash Victim Found 9 Hours Later... in Passenger Seat of Same Car

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Gross incompetence.

ZZ Top Bassist Dusty Hill Dies at 72 [variety.com]

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Wow, tough life Dusty. RIP

Freddy was prophetic in this

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Freddy was quite the showman.

Dillion Harper

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Well Dillion is rocking that belly button.

Since today, August 14, is Steve Martin's 76th birthday I thought it might be appropriate to post ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

What a funny guy!

So maybe he kept healing himself?...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

awww Jesus Christ.

I’m in a Beatles frame of mind this Saturday morning….

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

You can learn how to play the game.

Just look at the stats

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Seems moronically simplistic to me, but then I tend to work from the outside of a problem rather than the inside.

Happy Saturday all...True Blood

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Great posing, Great hair.

Dedication!!!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Always the sage.

Aarti Mann from the big Bang Theory

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

She has a better body than expected.

North Texas runs out of pediatric icu beds

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

republican and criminal have become synonymous.

"I was here, first!" Human equivalent of territorial scent marking?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

From a mechanical engineering point of view, structurally that contraption would only hold a maximum of 5/6 lbs. Children only.

Arthur Conley : Sweet Soul Music. [youtube.com]

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

High School in Knoxville Tn.

Who said Friday the 13th was unlucky?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

I always preferred betting on the pool table, it takes longer but there are humans involved.

The Beatles before they were big!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Hey, now, I really liked the Mini Beatles, they were almost as good.

Am I the only one who just can't watch the great final scene of The Graduate without thinking of ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

You obviously know these movies too damn well.

I should pay more attention to some of the messages in my memes

MerlinZap comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Arguing with someone in text is a futile exercise.

Wish they did this

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

One sock becomes holy and is taken up in a rapture leaving the other sock lonely.

At first glance, I thought this was ridiculously entertaining simply due to how these "reporters" ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

There are criminals, and then there are morons.

Dale Hawkins : Susie-Q [youtube.com]

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

I had a Suzi-Q a couple of Eons ago.

Future group member.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

So,...what was served the fine gentleman.

It's amusing to me when this happens (mostly FB, not here).

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Bring it, on your short bus.

Since bathrooms is now a political issue......

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

So, individual bathrooms for left hangers and right hangers now?

Huge misinformation campaign

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

The times, they are a changin.

Now that suits him

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Reinstatement to cell block "D".

When the only tool you have is a hammer .....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

As with most males after a Hinny Kin.

That would make them sweat

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Works for me.

Joan Smalls

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Who do you have on the phone there Joan?

Big hummingbirds,

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Those are monsters, look like carrions.

Iceland supermarket

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

My great Grandma from West Virginia could suck a chicken neck bone clean as a whistle and lick her finger after.

I love Friday the 13th because everyone stays home and leaves me the hell alone....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

I can't speak for you but I'm having a pretty good Friday. I was born on the 13th of December, it's always been a lucky number for me. Different strokes and all.

Billy 'Crash' Craddock : Hubba Hubba [youtube.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Elvis replica,..I remember those. I actually meet Elvis on several occasions at the "Hot Air Balloon" on Overton square in Memphis around 75/6.

A giraffe kissing her newborn baby calf

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Ain't that just the sweetest thing?

Paddy is smart

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Mick just grins slyly.

I am a bit of a social media LEGEND now

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

He's a genius!

My kind of soup

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Yup, I mixed many of those at the "Top Deck" bar at the CalNeva in Reno.

You got it?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Baby got back.

Good question...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

If there WAS a Carpenter named Jesus, he probably nailed himself to a wooden cross just for the controversy.

One of my favourite Rod Stewart songs….

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Rod the Mod...

There is much negative press concerning “objectification” in the discourse concerning modern ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

What ever fries your bacon.

Thanks anti vaxxers

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Be nice now.

Has anyone made Sauerkraut?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

I make it all the time in a double head earn, use the full table spoon of salt per head and massage it the full five minutes. Good for your gut. Don't leave it in the earn past 7 days, put two full leafs on top to catch mold. There will be some.

The Woman and the Farmer A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

What ever works...

Missouri governor pardons gun-waving St. Louis lawyer couple - POLITICO

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

This should be illegal partisanship. Convict that judge for not doing his job.

3 brothers die after passing out from fumes in manure pit

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Yeah, they suffocated. You can't live breathing methane.

Two NYPD cops fired over alleged sexual misconduct with teen

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

They were "Off White", disgusting actions.

Happy Friday all

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Reminds me of High School.

Happy Friday the 13th from my cutie Black Cat, Samantha!!🖤🖤🖤 Now some might say having 3...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Lucky Boy...

Dad....... ?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Go ahead son...

That's where all the experts are, after all.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Just judging by the beard on this creature, I'd say, yup!

Police waiting on autopsy to determine next steps after fetus found in box of paper towels in ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not having the ability to form a human, and having been to war and seen 18 year olds wasted for another mans profit, I really have no, or very little opinion on this.

How did QC miss that???

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

It's all by design, hang in there fella.

I always knew Sol was psycho...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

I'll be long gone.

When she said, "I won't ask you again", I think she meant it...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

That a 50 cal, she can't hit the broad side of the barn. The recoil will break her back.

Wouldn't a photo be better?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Driven to notate...it's a thing.

Is twice nightly too much?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not nearly enough.

The Storm's calculated electromagnetic point of origin!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Lay Lady Lay...I think it's actually called a "Rose Line"

Ewwww, I'll pass! Lol

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

They'll slime your salad.

Great bones

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Amazing show.

Sounds like a winner

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Might as well just put one by the bed.

Even there ?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Limited, but yes, rights.

And people wonder why I took an early retirement

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

The gruel.

The News of the week.....its getting stranger. [youtu.be]

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Hell, it's not even funny.

I know which one I'd pick.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

You'll find one monkeys the other republican, but it won't matter in the end.

New: Mars In 4K - YouTube

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Future Earth?

Happy Thursday all

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Yes, that's a Photoshop head on another body. A prim and proper miss.

Well then wake up already you lazy bum, get off your fat ass and do something already...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

And always has been.

Worst nightmare in truth...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Natural dead enemies.

Positive vibes only

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Or, down low.

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Can't have it all.

Very good description

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

The Dr has been working hard for some time, More Power to him.

India Eisley

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

East India or West India?

Whole or Skim?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Celebrating half full.

The difference between them and us

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

​ “I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.” Dame Edith Sitwell

Great shots of Anna Fischer

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Middle right.

I don't drink, however, I figured you would appreciate this one.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Only if prescribed by Dr Drumpf.

Suicide prevention....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Some folks are dead meat from the start.

Chucky

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

She's too young, she wouldn't know what you were talking about till after she was dead.

No pressure! 🤣

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

I can't do that. I send my begger kitty away.

I still prefer the good old natural pressure-treated lumber for my deck.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Alice is a little skinny for my taste. What ever boards you buy will come from china. I live in Oregon, we ship whatever standing timber we have over there, when we have a thousand mills right here, all shut down.

Texas judge issues temporary restraining order against Gov. Abbott’s ban on mask mandates

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Abbot took the red pill.

In response to the post on how Trump fired him , Biden set it right

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

I couldn't be more pleased.

No !! Don't do it

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

If that skunk had the IQ to make the sign, he would probably just fart and laugh.

Yeah it's ok for them but anyone else no

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Usually, I've found, one crazy tends to cozy up to other crazies, and comes complete in a package.

Bullshit anyway but this?....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

I wonder how much they want for Jesus' signature.

This is my 10th snake capture this year this one is a little different it is a coachwhip snake.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Thats a good job. You should advertize, local snake catcher!

Probably a good call.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Been there, done that...

So simple to understand and yet…

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

All I know is, "The Devil made me do it".

Must be 18 to enter....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Did they find you a cage?

We will fix it

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

One thing leads to another.

Worth a try

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Perfect.

I always enjoyed this part of the bible myself...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

The "Conservative" Bible?

im sooo fucked.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Thats a farmer in a sports coat.

Wednesday morning fire

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

It's all about the butt. Pretrained.

Didn't know that oops

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

No,..that's massage.

Self reflection: A man should be measured with eyes and over time.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

So many Sad eyes these days.

Where's my beer damn it!!!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Learning from humans,...

Who turned off the hot water?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Why are you wearing a T-Shirt in the shower, Doll?

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Left hanger here.