I'm 51 years old and I don't know jack shit. Well, that's not entirely true being that I died 5 times after this horrible car wreck. I know that there is no such thing as neither heaven nor hell but I still have some questions. Being that I don't fear hell nor pine for heaven I sometimes wonder why I run around being all nice and everything since it doesn't matter but it is my nature. I'm kind of old-fashioned that way. I guess I should rape and pillage and all that but I don't think that would be a very good thing to do. I'm a sucker for stray animals- my two rotten little bastard cats and my poor old doggy were strays until I took them in. Welcome to Casa de Montgomery! Come in come in! This is where you will spend the rest of your miserable life! Please forgive me, for I digress. If you can't stand Trump then you are a friend of mine.