Welcome to new member Mokvon.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

https://youtu.be/YXcYZsqkZ-g

I've befriended a young feral. I'm calling him Bart (after Black Bart Roberts) for now.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Yeah! That's the good stuff.

Of all sad word of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: “It might have been!”.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Ouch. That's why I prefer ignorance.

My new, go to meme when responding to xtain b.s....

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Simplicity.

It’s Friday and I’m off mommy duty and I want a date but I don’t have one and now I’m ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I can't wait for the "transporter" from star trek to be a thing. Dating could be so much easier.

So, tell us, do you think in terms of race or ethnicity?

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Neither until it comes up. Been kinda lucky.

And....just about all the folks I chat with here...have gone to bed. I need a life...heh.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I work at night.

Warning: do not click on the link by nemuvibo ,jejuicewedu now.

Mokvon comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I was wondering about the topics posted. What was it? Church? Politics, commercials.

Have you ever looked at a woman and imagined your balls bouncing off their chin?

Mokvon comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Is there any other way.

How long are you content to go without sex in a committed relationship?

Mokvon comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I was married. So you make of it what you will. If in a bad marriage you will understand.

Crap! What am I going to tell Joseph?!

Mokvon comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Again it was rape. Prosecute!

I've had some cats that needed this tag.

Mokvon comments on Dec 14, 2018:

That is a tag I can get behind.

Florida Man proves his brilliance.

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

What did Siri reply?

A Rose by any other name

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Would smell as sweet.

Beauty in natural habitat..

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Yummy.

So, at my work holiday party tonight, one of the sales guys was showing me his newly rescued ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

There no such thing as a name that does not have a questionable connotation. Just how it is presented. But yeah, Sasha very obvious lol.

Not necessarily deviant but I am absolutely craving skin on skin contact.

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Is that a real option.

No Sex With Trump supporter pledge

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Not a problem for me.

Witchcraft!

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Lol. I like that one.

Yayyyyyy!!!

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Still have to prove themself.

ONCE UPON A DEADPOOL "Respect the Back" Trailer (2018) - YouTube

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Is this like a 12 step program. Hello I my name is Richard. I own 6 of 50 million albums. Finally I can admit to owning all their albums. I need help.

If you could only pick one thing, what would be the most important quality in a significant other?

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Intelligence.

One of the other posts earlier today reminded me of the time my uncle told me the origin of the ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Cool uncle.

From twenty to thirty if things go right You have sex once in the morning and once at night From ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

I wan to cry.

Wow! What a beautiful shape!

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

I need this...

Best elf name ever!

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

How festive.

Thatll convince them

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

The gun for starters.

Chainmail Princess. Who knew this could be so provocative?

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

That's hot!

Pooh memes

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Is there a meme of "pooh" getting blood work to check for and STD.

Glistening...

Mokvon comments on Dec 13, 2018:

My bath pillow I was looking for that.

In a feat of uncharacteristic extroversion I rocked the festive attire competition at work and won ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Very festive. You seem happy congrats.

Take a chill pill.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Great come back.

No church for me...Thank you

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Lol.

Your doing it wrong

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Gross. But I like this.

This might be me...

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

What did you hear about me. I am sorry.

I have been a naughty Llama, and have not posted a question lately.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

When I was young I lived with a woman 25 years older. Her daughter a classmate hated it. I the fifth grade I loved my teacher.

I think she's exquisite. What do you like about her?

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I think her lips need attention

Riddle me this

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Is this the time. Not the date?

Happy void to you, too!

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

How pretentious. Why say anything.

Hi... ?

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I have feeling I can't express.

I was randomly in Vegas at the same time as my first love.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

You seem happy. Smile.

Woke up to my bed shaking! Turned out to be an earthquake but that’s still pretty exciting.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

What a shame. Or I am sorry. Which ever makes me sound cool.

Michael Cohen sentenced to three years in prison!

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Really? Today? Any chance he gets presidential feee pass.

So true lol

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I am glad I use insulin.

Inquiring minds want to know..

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

No. No it's not.

"Ladies do u like sextime"?

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I am not a woman. But, well do you dance or drive a nice car. We can talk about it.

Meanwhile, up north:

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I might be to intoxicated but it lools normal to me.

Has anybody heard this guy? he's pretty f'n awesome! [youtube.com] [youtube.com]

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Texas swing is what we call in San Antonio tx. Getting harder and harder to find.

Voyager 2 in Space

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Probable nothing. But the the possibilities are intriguing.

Too soon....?

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Nerd jokes. So rare and awesome.

??????????

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

No complaints or cares about the mistakes at 4 in the morning.

Would be great to have a count of how many times i have been blocked, and reported.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Asperger's is a bitch! Just hang in their.

I think I would rather eat broken glass.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Lmao. If only they would use it.

Sometimes Life is Not Fair!

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

All I see is a dude getting his.

Oh would some power the gift to give us, to see ourselves as others see us.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Burns is right only in the youth. Later we reflect and see possibilities. At least I did. No regrets I might have become a real prick.

Anyone remember seeing the Ed Powers VHS tapes back in the 90's.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Respect given.

Grandmas and tech...

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Love her.

Looks like a deep thought project....

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The right one. The kid can be wrapped in a towel.

For all of us who ever tried to pen some immortal lines for our loved one.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I have given up. I can usually find a meme.

damn youngsters

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Almost as bad when they call you sir or madam for the first time and you are still in your 20's.

Oh my. Did I mistakenly say 'Assume the position?'

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

She is beautiful. But I am wondering if that copy right date is the company or the picture. And what she looks like now.

How evolution actually got started!

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I know this really happened.

Texting not good ??

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Lol

My daughter who is a cookier in Colorado was approached by the Food Network today about ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Please let us know how she does. I personally would like to know. Best of luck to you both.

Girl knows marketing!

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Like we didn't make bad choice. The look had nothing to do with it. Spend time with your kids people.

I think it was Jean Paul Sartre who said "Hell is other people.

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

"Existence precedes essence". It helps to read those that had a better grasp of how to express in words what we think.

I'll bring snacks

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I respect that. It always helps to plan ahead.

Would you like to join me for some Fu King?

Mokvon comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I wonder if they serve "creme of some young guy".

Aw, how sweet.

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I would to see a big "pecker". Maybe with wood.

A woman sitting at her deceased husband's funeral.

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Clever.

The truth will set you free, or not...

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Finaly, I knew I was interesting.

Practice what you preach

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Well at least they can spell.

They’re equally delicious.

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

There should be a bite mark on the Atheist panel.

The true meaning...

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Long live Monty Python.

We're 75 and 81 and had our second date yesterday! I mention our ages to show that just because ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Finely I feel better about getting older.

What's your go-to music for a workout?

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Metal. I heard there is other but not in my ipod."denim and leather put us all together...it was you that set the spirt free"!

Well, we all are, after all!

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Existence proceeds essence.----- JPS

Jamaican beauty (according to the caption for the photo anyway). ??

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Well the caption is correct.

So proud of the girls!

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Has anyone got and address

First I was conned then I was found, that confounded me, then I was lost, then I was found, then I ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I have read it and understood.

Jist cuz......

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Shut up kid.

tummy tuck update- I'm doing well.

Mokvon comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Glad to hear you are doing well. Remember to "splint" which is hold and slightly push down on your abdomen when you cough. Drink lots of water and walk alot. My best to you.

What are your thoughts on under-the-desk deals?

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Let just say I can breath through my ears!

Would this work better in a mall or church parking lot?

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

In today's society there would be and a$$ kicking in both parking lots.

I think this happens a lot on here.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Always like this, always.

Maybe to cheesy

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Nerd jokes. Cool.

Kid accidentally brings blow-up sex doll to school nativity [yahoo.com]

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

My life choices as a kid don't seem too bad now.

The South be like....

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I sure am hungry for some buttered biscuits.

Sexy and classy at its best... What a nice dress!

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Nice hair and long legs. Warms the cockles of my heart.

To continue the quote.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Burn!

Today is the day of my tummy tuck.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

You look amazing. Best wishes Doctor.

Always check your flash drive for files before giving it to your religious and conservative ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I really want to know what you did....PLEASE!

Could be.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Or what are you doing?

I should come with a CW....

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Yup.

Drizzle the frosting on they said.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Ah hell...damn...sick...send me a few.

Pun of the day.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Lay him on the floor and call him Matt. Hang him on the wall and call him Art. Floating in a pool call him Bob.

This time of year can be sad for mateless people.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

The parties are very intense this time of year.

Eric Cartman's inspirational quote of the day:

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

This is the exact reason the word "brazen" was invented.

"At first Felicity was not too impressed with George.

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Oh art is so subjective.

Falala lala lala

Mokvon comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Lmao. I can fet behind that...