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Monkey George

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When I was growing up, my parents told me that God made me in his image. I thought that was kind of funny as what type of monkey has the ability to create the Universe! Every seven days, we had to go to a building and sing songs to this invisible monkey so that he wouldn't be mad as us and send us to a place to be tortured forever after we die. That really scared me for a long time. Eventually, I found out that other monkeys sang their songs to a different invisible monkey who had different rules that ours did. This was confusing as our monkey was saying that he was the only real invisible monkey. Fortunately, when I grew up, I met some monkeys who showed me that there was another explanation as to how the Universe and monkeys came to be

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