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I drive by a Johovahs witness ware house/church all the time.
They have the gates locked while cars are in the lot almost as if they don't want people knocking on their door trying to sell them a religion
I was going to knock on their door and sell them on Miskatonic church of Lovecraft.

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WhelpWhelp 5 June 5
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They are afraid people will break into their cars and steal all of their 'Watchtowers' from their trunks.

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Level 8

Mr Whelp, would you like me to knit you a jumper? You'll catch yer death with nowt on.

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Level 8

Preaching is a one-way street for the JWs. They used always complain that traditional clergy were remote and inaccessible. Once they became established, they behaved the same way.

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Level 9

BRILLIANT! Does that mean they don't trust the rest of us to leave their cars unmarked?

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Level 8

They are harmless misguided people living a delusion.

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Level 9

That is the reason why their door are locked, they saw you coming.

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Level 8

I got half way through your comment and was chuckling to myself.

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Try the Flying Spahgetti Monster !!!

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