Ezekiel 23 This was so graphic, I assumed I was being Joshed but it is indeed a Bible passage. I googled it and saw many hysterically funny attempts to fit it into their puritanical preconceptions about sex. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[c] Remember folks it is totally true that Moses can part the Red Sea with a wave of his hand, but that two sisters moving to the city because they like the big D is beyond belief and should be treated as parable.
I am dropping Porn Hub and going back to reading the Bible.