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The ultimate home security system is having shit that no one wants to steal.

Duke 8 June 9
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Damn!!! Someone figured out my secret!!

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Being robbed is a painful thing. The SOB took jewelry with sentimental value (my mother's wedding ring, for example) and then he masturbated on my bed! It took MONTHS before I could sleep without ''seeing'' him standing over me.

He also took things without any value at all. The cops said it's a ''power'' thing.

So...Duke...keep your doors locked. I like your idea but....'taint gonna help!

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That's why I leave my door unlocked. Hopefully someone will sneak in and feel sorry for me. 😛

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This is true-I still have a 55' projection tv that no one wants to steal.

Yup, That puppy is YOURS!!!

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I have anti-burglar bars on every window, reinforced, 5 bolt locking doors, and a 17 inch TV that I brag about in public to spread the word.

Petter Level 9 June 10, 2018

Your comments are often better than my posts. Keep doing that.

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That did not prevent my getting robbed numerous times. I never had the items that thieves wanted, but they could not tell that from outside. Sigh.

Zster Level 8 June 10, 2018
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my apt

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Can't argue with that logic!

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