"O Canada: You had it coming, eh.
They inflicted Nickelback on us. We did nothing.
They sent us Justin Bieber . We turned the other cheek.
They were responsible for one abomination after the other: Poutine. Diphthong vowels. Hawaiian pizza. Instant mashed potatoes. Ted Cruz.
Still, we did not retaliate — until now."
I cannot name a single Nickelback or Justin Bieber tune. You just made me glad about that. Thanks!
Yeah, but they sent us John Candy and Martin Short so that sort of helps balance things out.