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Let's pretend we're wrong and a supernatural diety shows up on earth!
What three questions would you ask this being?

#earth #supernatural
RoadGoddess 7 June 13
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Level 5

Just one question: why are you such a cunt?

Easy on the misogynistic slant, bro!

@AnneWimsey I'm from Israel. Back there, calling someone a "cunt" is the same as calling someone an "asshole", "dick", "fuckwad" or a "piece of shit". Misogyny not implied, although I can see how it could be perceived from a 3rd person view 🙂

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Level 8
  1. WTF 2. WTF and 3. WTF.........

@BigBoMclain Exactly. A lot of explaining to do!
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Level 7

WTFx3

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Level 7
  1. If you are all-powerful, why do you not just vanquish evil?
  2. Why do you allow innocent children to suffer horrible deaths in earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes?
  3. If you are all-good, why create a hell to torment people for being the way you created them to be?
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Level 9

Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?
Why do you allow children and other innocents to suffer unnecessarily with
disease, violence, and natural disasters?
Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?

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Level 4

Why did you allow Hitler?
Why did you allow the Native American Genocide?
Why don't we have three hands????

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Level 7

Just one from me: How could you?

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Level 7

What planet are you from?
How fast does that thing go?
Did you bring any Goddesses?

Etre Level 7 June 13, 2018
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Level 7

What are the next winning lottery numbers, !

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Level 7

Have you come to say sorry?
Do you have a conscience?
Would you like to see the Therapist now?

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Level 6

Ask "Why are you so fucking ridiculously late?".
Ask "What the hell are you going to do now that the place is completely fucked over?
Ask "What the fuck were you thinking?"

JayTea Level 6 June 13, 2018
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Level 9

Just One, before I kicked it into next week: WTH were you thinking?!??

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Level 7
  1. Why did you hide yourself.
  2. Why do you let people suffer especially children.
  3. Why are you such a thug.
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Level 7

Cancer? Childhood starvation? Slavery?

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Level 6

I'd find out who his/her supervisor is because he/she is not doing their job and needs to be fired. If I let this much chaos go on in my position, i'd have been fired.

Aushra Level 6 June 14, 2018
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Level 8

I wouldn't ask anything but I'd let them know they suck

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Level 7

How hard was it to write the program? Did you use C++ or Java to simulate our Universe? Why did you create that idiot Donald Trump?

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Level 8
  1. Were you dropped on your head when you were a kid?
  2. Do you have a blood fetish?
  3. What are you afraid of?
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Level 8

Just 1. Why? re everything.

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Level 6

How’s Asgard this time of year?

Forgot the other 2…
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Level 8

Why are you so evil?
Why pain, hurt, kids with bone cancer, genocide......you get the point
Fuck you, why not?

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Level 8

Assuming it's going to show up and claim the mantle of the god(s) of Abraham.

What the fuck took you so long?

Do you think you've really earned the worship and praise you've received over these years?

What are you going to do about the shit you've let go this far?

Okay, not necessarily in this order.

JimG Level 8 June 13, 2018
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Level 8

Please explain how Trump came into office?
Who the hell likes Yanni?
How could the religious nuts in the US, who are supposedly moral Christians, vote for a mysoginistic serial liar like Trump?

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Level 8

I'd ask only one question! Where the F$#K have you been while you're planet nearly destroyed itself.

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Level 7

Not original as Richard Dawkins has dibs on this but " And you are who, exactly ? Zeus? Loki ? Jupiter ? "
And then WTF x 2

Tilia Level 7 June 14, 2018
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Level 8

Only one:Were flying cockroaches really essential?

Coldo Level 8 June 14, 2018
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