I don't know who first said this but I wish it had been me ! :-
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort you can be bloody impossible?
Sigh ... some days (weeks, even) I think the being impossible takes me no effort at all. I'm still putting out fires from two weeks ago.
Well, get a toasting fork and some marshmallows, and don't waste the heat from the blaze.
Hell yes, if you're going to do something, do it properly.
Oh my is that ever priceless! I absolutely love it!
what ever would sherlock have made of this?
Probably would have put it in his pipe and smoked it.
@Petter after ruling it out.