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What's your superpower?

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Sheannutt 9 June 14
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Level 9

Farting.

zeuser Level 9 June 15, 2018
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Level 7

I can also make bourbon disappear.

That's a good one
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Level 7

I can fall asleep anywhere

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Level 2

The ability to alienate as many people as possible with a single inappropriate comment

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Level 8

I can make people uncomfortable without working up a sweat.

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Level 8

I take elements from diverse things and combine them into creations that “come alive”. Yes, sort of like Dr. Frankenstein. Oh, and I can make people fall for me...apparently.

That one works.
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Level 6

Fixing whatever my kid broke this time.

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Level 8

I am the Sunshine. ???

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Level 8

Talking my way out of trouble

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Level 9

I can find humor in almost everything. It really pisses some people off.

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Level 8

I can make/fix most anything smaller than a car if I’ve got the proper tools. And I macguyver it pretty well in a pinch if I don’t.

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Level 8

I pick up the weight. I set down the weight. I pick up the...

@Sheannutt TV add for those jerks at Planet Fitness.
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Level 8

Waking up every morning and getting out of bed to face a new day.

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Level 7

My superpower is to cook something that people like and that makes them smile. I really feel glad that I've learned to cook so many things. But the real Joy is sharing these things with friends.

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Level 6

A super loud voice. Not all the time, but if my voice was weaponized I think it could deafen entire populations. You would never know when I speak normally that I have an inner Town Crier waiting to get out!

Livia Level 6 June 15, 2018
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Level 8

I can wash the hell out of a dish!

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Level 8

I print money

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Level 8

I create euphemisms and conjure logical (not to be confused with factual or accurate) explanations for bad ideas and actions.

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Level 7

My superpower is the ability to inadvertently say the wrong thing in any situation.

Hermit Level 7 June 15, 2018
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Level 7

Invisibility. I can be invisible to everyone at anytime. Comes in handy sometimes.

That's kind of funny you do have an invisible photo.

@Bigwavedave I’ll see if I can find one.

I have it too. You would think 6' 2" with a beard would be easy to spot.
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Level 8

Calculation

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Level 8

Gravies and sauces.

I have kissed the sky like you would never believe and i banked off of air in the sky like a 4 wheeler on a hill.

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Level 8

I make messes and unhappy people

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Level 8

I can create firestorms by doing the logical, rational thing in a calm, collected manner.

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Level 7

I can look at videos of trump speaking, watch his lips, and not shoot myself in the head!

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Level 7

I can look at videos of trump speaking, watch his lips, and not hear a word..

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