Since eating has apparently replaced sex as my main source of pleasure, I took the ceiling mirror out of my bedroom and put it over the kitchen table.
Ceiling mirror is so overrated. You only get a view if you're on the bottom and it does no good if you can only see for 10 inches in front of your face.
You can always have sex on that table...sounds like a win-win!
@SACatWalker I like variety, okay?