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I stepped outside my comfort zone and said "Hi" to an attractive lady at Starbucks today and a bug flew in my mouth. Lesson learned.

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Duke 8 June 18
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Level 7

Murphy's Law? A great story though. Hopefully the next bug will fly into someone else's mouth. Have fun.

xyz123 Level 7 June 18, 2018
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Level 9

Hilarious! A bug flew into my throat while hiking last Tuesday. It felt hard.

Glad I had water to swallow it. (Camelbak water bladder with bite valve).

Lesson learned: stop talking.

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Level 7

Yep stay out that starbucks LOL

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Level 9

It was her spirit animal.....you ignored a perfectly clear invitation from her, you big dope!

I'm always missing the signs. Must be why she gave me that odd looked when I just pointed out that she had dropped something. Looked like panties.

@Duke music wishin', and hopin', an' singin' & prayin'..........
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Level 8

Probably the basis of a good relationship. You just need to get the bugs out..... Oops, well, you know what I mean. 🙂

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Level 8

Really!?

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Level 9

I did that and they tried to charge me with pedophilia and grooming - how was I to know that they can no longer use slaves and now have underpaid child labour?
I wouldn't have minded but for the fact that it was an acne faced deadbeat of a boy not even the priests would molest.

Man... You have a knack for completely losing me. LOL

@Duke now you give me a snort of laughter at my own over sensitivity about a similar recent occurrence with people who cannot understand people trying to be nice.

@FrayedBear don't get me wrong. It's not a bad thing. You keep me on my toes, friend.
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Level 8

I choked on my coffee, at least it didn't come out my nose.
No more starbucks for me

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Level 9

Randomness of the Universe came to my mind! Keep it up the odds will be better...but, the ‘universe’ will get the last laugh!

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Level 8

Shame on you ?

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