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I've come to the conclusion that autocorrect on my phone does not speak English.

Duke 8 June 18
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mine will not swear...duck just is not as effective

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Mine speaks American. It's gotten very annoying.

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One of my faves: "I'm out back sitting on the dick."

JacarC Level 8 June 18, 2018

LMAO!

@Duke "the dick." there is a story here about whose and when and for how long....

@Jacar I wrote a poem on that theme.

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Nor does the dictionary on this site. It refuses to accept words that I know damned well exist in the Concise Oxford dictionary of English.
It does reasonably well in American, though. 😉

Petter Level 9 June 18, 2018
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Adding: I am President of a social club...whenever I try to post that an event will take place at the VOW, it changes it to VOW, as if there was going to be a wedding?...oh, look it just did it again in this post.
That's VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars) you miserable POS!...just fought with it 3 times, maybe successful once?

HAAAAAHAHAHA!!! Autocorrect certainly didn't disappoint this time.

@Duke feeling defeated by a machine....sucks!

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I think you are ducking right

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Mine either, lets change google !

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I guess we're a bi-lingual country lol

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So, is that any kind of English" Or just American English, English English, irish English, Scottish English, Australian English, South African English, Cancadian English, or some other English dialect?

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It's a immigrant phone,report it to Trump before it commits a gravely crime!.

lol...

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LOL It's entirely possible, probable even. I've seen some amusing autocorrect suggestions over the years. Voice to text can also be a nightmare.

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Auto-rarely-correct

Autocorrupt.

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