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To piggy back on my earwig post; I was just about to take a nap, comfy side sleepy pose. I felt something tickling my neck and thought it was my hair moving around from the fan but nooooo, it was a massive crane fly! A skeeter eater! WTF with the bugs all over me?!

I shall now be known as Pepper, mother of insects or Pimienta, madre de insectos

Now excuse me while I freak out dance again...

#mother #dance #WTF
pepperjones 8 June 18
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Level 9

You're like the Pied Piper of insects! How do you sleep at night?

@pepperjones lol, l hope you don't attract termites!
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Level 7

hay at least it's not a scorpion!

I've been stung by scorpions 3 or 4 times in bed. Makes pretty difficult to get back to sleep.

@Sticks48 yikes!! i haven't yet.. they have been in my neighbor's bed and thier shoes...i always knock my boots out just to make sure.

@SeeCanU When it is really hot down here they really like to come inside.

@Sticks48 you ever run across one of these? it was in my truck bed after camping out on the guadalupe... dono which i'd rather have - a scorpion in my bed or this thing.... @pepperjones at least it wasn't one of these, huh?

@SeeCanU Yes ! We killed two of those in my brothers house. Those are bad boys. I will definitely take scorpions over those giant centipedes.They will hurt you big time.

@Sticks48 i didn't even know they got that big around there... that thing was FAST too...like copperhead fast.

@SeeCanU They are quick. If one gets on your skin and you knock them off, all those legs will take some skin with them. It happened to a friend of my dads.

@pepperjones Yes, way!

@pepperjones lol! Maybe you should move to the mountains in Colorado or northern New Mexico. I have lived in both places, and the only insects l saw there were the common house fly. Just a thought. ☺
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Level 9

Peppermint and wormwood are some solutions. My daughter uses this because she is allergic to normal stuff never gets bitten.

azzow2 Level 9 June 18, 2018
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Level 7

More trauma... Sorry to hear that. We have a lot of crane flys here this time of the year. They seem to get in the house whenever you go in or out of the house. They are harmless but I understand that having one land on you when you least expect it can freak you out... especially after the earwig incident!

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Level 8

Maybe they came from a ?site?

???

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Level 8

The most dangerous insect in the word is the mosquito. As you are becoming a bug authority I am sure you know this. Dr. Bonner peppermint soap. The aroma is terrific & your bugs....I mean the bugs will exit mui pronto. =0}

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Level 6

At least this time you had your undergarments on, and he was nowhere near the nether regions hahaha

@pepperjones 😮

@pepperjones or not lol
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Level 9

Could be worse, could be one of those huge Palmetto Bugs we had in South America. My wife wanted to check out of our hotel in the middle of the night because she got up for a glass of water and saw a particularly big one, I said no way, wait until morning, then there was gunfire in the park across from the hotel and I said absolutely not moving until the sun comes up and that settled it. If you have never been to Cali, Colombia then you should count yourself lucky.

@pepperjones Our first night in Cuenca, Ecuador my wife and I went out for a walk around town to find some place to have dinner. One of these Caliper Beetles flew right into her forehead and then got tangled in her long hair, they are so big it physically staggered her, then there was the crazy dance in order to get it out of her hair. The Caliper Beetle is about 3 inches long and an inch and a half wide, with fur on it's abdomen, an impressive insect to say the least.

@pepperjones Here's a pic, kind of nightmarish as bugs go. lol
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Level 8

You must show us those moves sometime, maybe thats is what's attracting them ? LOL They want to see you dance.

@pepperjones
Put up a video ?

@pepperjones
OK! Was just asking ?
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Level 7

The Pied Pepper of Pests!

You could start a business leading insects away from homes. They will follow your freakout dance especially if you can dance like this:

MikeEC Level 7 June 18, 2018
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ejbman Level 7 June 18, 2018
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@pepperjones Here is the theme song for your business and for your answering machine for requests for dates:

[songdrops.com]

NOT the "Chicken Song." That one is spoken for. It is the next one down.
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Level 9

Never heard of crane fly-ugh hate bugs.

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Level 8

Sound like karma if you've been bugging the heck out of something lately.... dunno, just guessing. Dance away

@pepperjones I know that ... I didn't mean it in any bad way.....

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Level 8

Those big mosquito looking bugs give me the creeps... but are harmless.

Lukian Level 8 June 18, 2018
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@pepperjones lol just penetrate (your skin) instead... oops! nah they don't sting.

@pepperjones i hear ya!
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